1. Several times since Phil’s death, I’ve had the same dream about him: I am back in the studio, working on Saturday Night Live, and Phil is there! “Phil,” I say, “I thought you were dead!” It turns out that it was a mistake that Phil was dead, or that now he’s some type of reanimated zombie. All I know is I am very happy to see him again.
    — Jack Handey

    (Source: Slate)

     


  2. For me, one of the great joys of traveling is good plumbing. A really good high-pressure shower, with an unlimited supply of hot water. It’s a major topic of discussion for me and my crew. Best-case scenario: a Japanese toilet. Those high-end Japanese toilets that sprinkle hot water in your ass. We take an almost unholy pleasure in that.
    — Anthony Bourdain

    (Source: esquire.com)

     


  3. I’ll miss the iPod. I loved it. But you know, that’s just how it is. I also loved my Apple II, and also saw it come and go. You can’t get too nostalgic. I mean, there are people out there who still want the Commodore 64 or the Amiga to come back. That’s cute, but time marches on. It’s better to be excited for the future.
    — Tony “Father of the iPod” Fadell

    (Source: fastcodesign.com)

     

  4. rarararaikkonen:

    2009 Italian Grand Prix

     

  5. (Source: disneypixar)

     

  6. ragnaarr:

    Fernando Alonso’s powerslide in FP2 - 2014 Singapore GP

    (via rarararaikkonen)

     

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  8. earloffabulousness:

    this movie was a cinematic masterpiece 

    (Source: luxueuxshit, via ickychick)

     

  9. You’re now ahead of Ferrari in the constructors…
    We are, aren’t we?

     

  10. iOS 7 dismisses the keyboard with a modal,
    iOS 8 does them separately.

    Am I doin it rong, or is this intentional? 😖